this one will make you laugh...sorry Bethy....

Well first off, let me say, I have new followers, I see, yay, I'm up to five now, I just wonder if any of the LOSERS, that Mikey was living with, ever read this.....I hope so, and I hope they know that someday they will pay for what they did.....

Anyway, enough venting, I was sitting on the couch, the other day, watching tv and thinking about when the kids were little, and I remembered something soooo funny, well it wasn't at the time, but it is now, so here goes...

I was still married to the kids FATHER ( I use THAT term loosely) and Michael was just a couple of months old, and Bethany was such the little mother and always wanting to help.  Well, we had just moved into a double wide mobile home, we had boxes everywhere, and let me say, we only had one car and the kids father decided to take the day off from unpacking and stuff, as usual, and go play golf, in the ONLY car we had, leaving me there with all three kids and the unpacking, to finish all by myself.

 Well, it turns out, there was only one phone jack in this house, and it was way back in the bedroom, and wouldn't you know it, the phone rings....Jeffrey, (for those of you that don't know, that is Critter, well he was playing, I had Michael laying on the floor on a blanket, and Bethy was playing too, so I run back to answer the phone really quick, thinking nothing would happen, everything was in boxes, no harm.

When all of a sudden i hear Michael start screaming at the top of his little baby lungs, so I run, yes, back then, i COULD run, lol, anyway, I get in the living room where the kids are and Jeffrey looks at me and says, " Bethy poured that stuff on Michael that you always pour on him"  I said, "What stuff?"  He picks up a can of lighter fluid and says baby oil!  OMG, I freaked out, and Michael's face was blood red and Bethy was scared, so since I didn't have a car, I had to call 911.

 Now here is my precious little baby, covered in lighter fluid, and all I could of was, God I NEED a cigarette, no I did not light one.  So the ambulance came, and here we all go, to the ER, turns out he didn't swallow any of it, thank goodness, he just had it in his eyes and it was irritating his skin. Poor Little Mikey, lol, I felt so bad for going to answer the phone that day.  But we survived, the 4 musketeers, just like we always did.......

I love you Mikey


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